To start off with this post, Let me ask you a question.What is the lamest car in the world? Answer: Lame-borghini . WAWAWA XD
What can u use to see a monster? Answer: Horror-scope. LOLX
What do you call a sleeping cow? Answer: Bull-dozer.
Now let me tell u a story.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a huge occasion , the girl tells her boyfriend that she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never experience sex before. Therefore, he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for an hour. He tells the boy everything is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he would like to buy either a 3 pack, 10 pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he think he will be rather busy since its his first time afterall.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls' parents house and meet his girlfriend at the door. ' Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in! '
The boy goes inside and is taken to a table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. The parents were curious. Finally at the 20th minute, the girl leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, '' I had no idea you were this religious or are you trying to leave a good impression for my parents.''
The boy turns and whispers back, '' You never told me that your father is a pharmacist. ''
The End.
A man went to aplly for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the reply. The employer read his applications and said, '' We have an opening for people like you =D ''
''Oh , great finally i got a job!! '' the man said, '' So, what is it ? ''
'' It's called the DOOR ''
The End.
What do giants like Yao Ming hug when he sleeps? Answer: Teddy Boar. LOLX
Last joke contributed by Izzat ( i think ), There is 3 women. Slim, Medium-sized and Fat. They are all under an umbrella. Who will get wet?
Answer: No one because it isnt raining. HAHA cam calie tapi cam inda jua. WAWAWAWA XD
